quinta-feira, 12 de junho de 2008

Ó vida, ó céus, ó azar ....

Hardy, o eterno pessimista, o primeiro emo? O primeiro desenho mais mendigo que eu lembro de assistir foi o Lippy e Hardy (o leão sempre ligado, trincado, que falava alto paracendo que tinha acabado de cheirar uma carreira e a hiena que apresentava sérios transtornos depressivos, com certeza uma bipolar).

O desenho era meio amarelado, com aqueles fios bizarros de filme velho, completamente caindo aos pedaços, tipo, os soldados que estavam lutando na Coréia, já deviam se perguntar se esse desenho era novo.

Os próprios personagens tinha uma indumentária que logo denunciavam eles.
Hardy com o seu chapeu azul-desbotado-demodê, saido diretamente de um brechó de 1920; colarinho (somente o colarinho, porque a camisa tinha se rasgado a muito tempo) e uma gravata borboleta que o Dean Martin deve ter usado na sua formatura de segundo grau.

Lippy, o leão cocaina humanoJá o Lippy ostentava uma cartola rosa (putz, rosa não, magenta, só para ficar mais odioso); quem, eu pergunto, quem em nome do todo poderoso (que eu não acredito, mas enfim) seria a pessoa que compraria uma cartola magenta?
A mesma pessoa que compraria um terno magenta, imagino eu ... E o coletinho azul safado dele? e não era um colete tipo que se lançou numa fortíssima moda na decadente década de 80, era o tipo que se usa debaixo do terno.

Imagino o fedor de alcool que esses dois deviam ter. Nego nem devia fumar perto deles com medo de tudo explodir.

E se me lembro bem, eles no desenho sempre estavam fugindo de um circo de quinta categoria, um daqueles que maltrata os animais, tem palhaços com barba por fazer, mulheres contorcionistas que não raspam nem o buço e nem o suvaco e tem o famoso Mestre de Cerimônias mal humorado que fuma charuto e ja teve três infartes (no melhor estilo Danny DeVito em Big Fish). Além de sempre estarem atrás de comida, de preferência pernis, presuntos, frangos assados ... sempre comida, grande, gordurosa, bem de pobre mesmo; se o desenho fosse se passar aqui no Brasil, com certeza eles estaria correndo atrás de quentinhas de aluminio com arroz, feijão, alface meio escuro, tomate, farofa e frango (claro), tudo misturado, insalubre, frio e azedo ...

Não é atoa que desde criança tive esse incentivo inconsciente para ser mendigo, praticamente fui programado para esse fim ... a verdade é que deveria ficar lendo mais Tintin, derrepente teria um cachorro chamado milú, beberia whiskey e falaria "com mil raios e trovões" ... agora deixa eu ir procurar alguma lixeira para ver se encontro um doce semi-comido ...

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